Saturday, August 21, 2010

2 telinga 1 mulut

sejak bila anda mula bicara?
mula berkata
mula bersuara

dari 1 sampai 5 tahun aku tak ingat apa-apa
umor 6 tahun aku masuk tadika
masih belum berlaku apa-apa
hinggalah aku ke darjah satu

cikgu BI mai ganti kelas
kompom dia pon tatau nak wat apa
dia mencabar semua agar bercerita
tak lupa dinyatakan dia wanita
sekelas tercengang ternganga
siapa berani bercerita
aku angkat tangan beria
kerna hadiah cikgu nk cerita ....cerita kelaka
haish aku nak ceta apa tada idea
dah sampai depan sekali lagi nganga
tengok belakang kelaih alat bantu mengajar ada
poster gambar kanak kanak maen lelayang
yeah
maka itu cerita ku yang pertama
dihadapan khalayak
dan hadiahnya dapat dengar ceta ibu ayam dan anaknya berkentut
hua hua huahu

darjah dua kami diminta mencari keratan muka pak menteri
dan aku  letak Ghafar Baba sebagai timbalan
walhal anwar dah menang tanpa bertanding
aku ditampar di bahu atas indoktrinasi awalan

darjah tiga barangkali
aku dipanggil kedepan lagi
cerita rusa yang bangga lalu tanduk tersangkut
dan kura-kura membawa tupai menyeberang sungai
ada satu kes
aku tak bayar buku latihan tambahan
ramai tak bayar dipanggil ke depan
kenapa tak nak bayar?
dan aku kata "nak buat apa bayar saya ta nak buku nih"
dalam pala otak aku terbayang dah cukup buku teks kerajaan(tu pon tak terlarat buat)adakah pengajaran cikgu tak cukup bagus perlu buku tambahan.macamana orang len yang jauh lebih miskin dari aku.

untuk pengetahuan anda Pekan Langgar adalah kawasan petani/masyarakat kelas pertengahan bawahan dan kelas rendah pelbagai peringkat.
ketika ini aku berumur 9 tahun dan itu adalah tahun 1994.
mungkin sebab tu aku tak jadi pengawas.
dimana undivided obedience & loyalties diperlukan untuk mengawal miscreant macam aku
darjah 4 aku ingat bercerita depan kelas satu cerita dari majalah ujang.
dimana ianya tidak kelakar sama sekali.
bodong punya majalah memalukan aku.
tahun ini dimana matematik aku dapat 66 dan karangan BM 24 sebab tulih lam bahasa inggeris.
aku tak dapat buat pecahan bercampur kerana tak dapat bayang pecahan pai bercampur-campur.
perisa strawberi ka perisa epal?
ingggeris ku sangat ampuh dimana aku menjadi kamus bagi rakan-rakan.
apa saja ditanya pasti tahu perkataannya lam inggeris.
pendidikan islam lagilah fail.
apa tu tajwid?
bacaan ku tunggang langgang laju nak mampos
apa tu niat solat?
aku dah umo10 tolong sapa-sapa tolong rotan sebelum aku jadi resaksa?
aku mula mereka cerita
cerita hantu
cerita fantasi
imiginasi dari Juara Wira,Alam Perwira,Mutiara naga,Misteri Naga,Doreamon dan Dik Cerdas Crayon Shin Chan.
cikgu selalu rajin tak masuk kelas.
kami berkumpul dalam bulatan dan kami bercerita.
aku sebelas dan masih bukan pengawas
.pengawas yang sekelas pon bukan baik sangat
lagi lucah dan ekstravaganza.
satu ketika aku duduk bercerita di atas kerusi seorang pengawas girl.
dia suh aku bangun aku tamao.
aku kata "kalo berani duduk la"
ternyata dia memang berani.
sebaik saja ponggongnya dilabuh.
0.3 saat aku berasa satu sensasi di bahagian bawah pinggang ku.
dan aku pulak jenis tak suka pakai sependa.
0.5 saat waktu itu perjalanan darah amat lancar dan.....
sebelom jadi cerita 18 sx
1.0 saat seterusnya aku rasa sensasi ini adalah padah
dan sepantas kijang aku melompat dari kerusi.
sesuatu menjadi lembik sepantas ia mengeras.
sebelum aku jadi siluman.sila rotan segera.
ternyata tiada yang hinggap maka aku up satu level ke arah kejahatan.
12 tahun
UPSR
exam adalah satu masa yang intense
kenapa aku tak berapa nak ingat exam-exam dulu
suppressed memory?
4A 1B
penulisan BM
haishh.....
5A tak ramai mungkin berpuluh satu malaysia beribu
4A mungkin berpuluh ribu
mungkin ramai tak sedar yang lansung tak dapat A
yang lansung tak dapat pergi kerja
adalah lebih ramai
perlu statistik?
nanti bila aku ada access dengan jabatan statistik aku announce.
aku tak perlu angka untuk yakinkan diri.
mereka yang keciciran sekolah akan jadi penjahat maha gelap.
10 tahun dari sekarang.
perompak perogol perasuah penculik kanak-kanak
aku banyak wakil sekolah
antara yang aku ingat pertandingan kesedaran anti dadah.
kuiz bahasa melayu.
bengang gila tak dapat wakil tuk sains.
budak len mana banyak membaca.
depa tau apa.
public speaking english pon aku join.
im quite confident in my english proficiency.
tapi coach macam haram men push cam bopren yang tak puas ati ngan loyalty awek dia.
shut the hell up and watch me talking.
last kali dapat wakil tuk perhimpinan kanak-kanak riang kat KL.
bila balik cikgu pangei ramai-ramai ke depan cerita pengalaman.
aku tak dapat buat sebab berkongsi pentas dengan ramai orang.
i wanted the stage for my self.
















12 year of my life I learn to lie.
I learn about my masculinity.
im not quite alive.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Let's Face It. English Is a Stupid Language.

There is no egg in the eggplant,
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England,
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we find that:
Quicksand takes you down slowly,
Boxing rings are square,
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing?
If the plural of tooth is teeth,
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
If the teacher taught,
Why hasn't the preacher praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
What the heck does a humanitarian eat?
Why do people recite at a play,
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways?
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down,
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers,
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all.)
That is why:
When the stars are out they are visible,
But when the lights are out they are invisible.
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts,
But when I wind up this poem
It ends.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Tax Cuts for the Rich Are Pure Theft

"Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the ‘good life,’ whatever it is and wherever it happens to be." ~Hunter S. Thompson

Tax Cuts for the Rich Are Pure Theft

The Reagan Revolution is stealing our future: a wealthy few are taking all of the benefits of our efforts for themselves.
 
Conservatives like to say that taxes are theft. In fact it is tax cuts that are theft because they break a long-standing contract.
The American Social Contract: We, the People built our democracy and the empowerment and protections it bestows. We built the infrastructure, schools and all of the public structures, laws, courts, monetary system, etc. that enable enterprise to prosper. That prosperity is the bounty of our democracy and by contract it is supposed to be shared and reinvested. That is the contract. Our system enables some people to become wealthy but all of us are supposed to benefit from this system. Why else would We, the People have set up this system, if not for the benefit of We, the People?
The American Social Contract is supposed to work like this:
virtual_cycle
A beneficial cycle: We invest in infrastructure and public structures that create the conditions for enterprise to form and prosper. We prepare the ground for business to thrive. When enterprise prospers we share the bounty, with good wages and benefits for the people who work in the businesses and taxes that provide for the general welfare and for reinvestment in the infrastructure and public structures that keep the system going.
We fought hard to develop this system and it worked for us. We, the People fought and built our government to empower and protect us providing social services for the general welfare. We, through our government built up infrastructure and public structures like courts, laws, schools, roads, bridges. That investment creates the conditions that enable commerce to prosper -- the bounty of democracy. In return we ask those who benefit most from the enterprise we enabled to share the return on our investment with all of us -- through good wages, benefits and taxes.
But the “Reagan Revolution” broke the contract. Since Reagan the system is working like this:
virtual_cycle_diverted
Since the Reagan Revolution with its tax cuts for the rich, its anti-government policies, and its deregulation of the big corporations [1] our democracy is increasingly defunded [2] (and that was the plan), infrastructure is crumbling [2], our schools are falling behind, factories and supply chains are being dismantled, those still at work are working longer hours for fewer benefits and falling wages [3], our pensions are gone, wealth and income are increasing concentrating at the very top, our country is declining.
This is the Reagan Revolution home to roost: the social contract is broken. Instead of providing good wages and benefits and paying taxes to provide for the general welfare and reinvestment in infrastructure and public structures, the bounty of our democracy is being diverted to a wealthy few.
We, the People built this country’s prosperity and this built wealth. We reinvested that wealth, building the world’s most competitive economy. Now a few people are gaming the system and breaking the formula, taking for themselves vast riches, leaving the rest of us to clean up the mess.

blackpepper hotdog ku dicuri orang.......lagi

aku terjaga lam kul 12
adakah tertidoq kerana kekenyangan.....
adakah kerana niat nk solat tahajjud....

ngu nga ngu nga.....
bangun dan terus turun melihat hasil....
sungguh menyirap rasa di hati
wat de hal kosong kotak nih
amarah ku seolah tak terkawal
bawak kete pon dah melelong

hasil dari blok len boleh tahan juga.
tapi kenapa ler diorg still byr RM 1
kan dah tulih besaq-besaq RM 2

 konon nk bawak hati luka lara pi cari juadah jauh-jauh
walhal dah tak keruan ni.
xla jauh pon kat CP ja
tetiba terserempak sorang hamba allah.
aku rasa sedap mata memandang sejuk perut ibu mengandung.
tak kenai pon tapi dia selalu beli hotdog
aku pon terus meluahkan perasaan
owhhh....sunggguh vurnerable diri tatkala kesedihan
ayat balas dia mudah ja
halalkan ja bang
sungguh ku tersentak
tindakan itu sungguh mudah
rasa senang di hati
yeah mari kita maf-maafkan
kat masyar leh klem


pengajian di UTM masih tinggal 2 semester
selain wat kete sewa
meniaga kecil-kecilan gini la.
sebelum ni aku jual nasi lemak.

 tetiap malam laku maknanye sedap la aku masak.
tapi profit margin nye kureng sket
30 % ke 40% saja
nak up sale xle dah
nk kurang ingredient makan rasa cam selipar lak.
aku stop nasi lemak pasal ada budak sek ren mana tah tetiap mlm duk meniaga gak
org jual nasi lemak dia nk jual nasi lemak juga santau kang bru tau
for gentleman chivalrious aku tukar produk
blekpeper hotdog
anjing panas lada sulah hitam
eh bukan yang ni silap
lebey kurang camni la
letak mayonis+kubis+keret+blackpeper souce


sebelum nih aku jual dari bilik ke bilik
ada 7 blok setiap blok 8,9 tingkat
itu senaman yg bagus
aku selalu rasa im getting paid walking that length
tak banyak setiap ari 25 ketui ja
ble la lam Rm50 sehari
sebulan leh cecah RM1500 tolak modal pon still aku rasa cecah RM 1000
lepas la nak bayar hutang setengah pinggang



xble jadi nih aku kena start promote Etiqa takaful
yg len ni projek short term ja
buat lepas duet minyak

mintak-mintak la bulan ramadan nih  dapat 5,6 kes
amin

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

KERAjaan

semalam gila best.
aku dapat bilik baru.
baru dapat berita registratation aku akan berjalan lancar.
setelah dekat sebulan.
banyak ngomel lak.
ape mende susah sangat nak nk register.
lepas satu satu.
nak sah la.
nk fotosotat itu ini la.
nak kena jumpa orang ni la.
walhal 6 bulan lepas aku tanya wat bodo je.
sekaran gsapa yang bodo.
ada profesership tapi akai tak kat pala lutut.
iso 9000 my foot.
sekarang aku leh belajar mekanik kuantum dengan senang hati.....

Sunday, August 1, 2010

terbaek dari ladang bagaimana mula bual bicara......

1. Listen more than you talk.
2. If you notice yourself getting bored with what you're saying, stop talking. Acknowledge the situation. Smile. Move on.
3. Know a few historical anecdotes. Like this one: To enhance creativity, surrealist painter Salvador Dalí recommended afternoon naps lasting less than a second. He would lie in his chair, arms outstretched, holding a metal key in his left hand. As he drifted off to sleep, his grip would relax and the key would fall, clanging onto a plate he'd set beneath it and waking him up.

4. But realize that no one likes the guy who knows something about everything.
5. Let people talk over you. Don't think of it as being rude; think of it as an assist.
6. If someone does interrupt you, wait to be prompted before continuing your story. It's a good sign that someone cared in the first place.
7. Drawn-out pauses are the best time for personal non sequiturs. People would rather listen to you talk about yourself than nothing.
8. With people you don't know, limit stories to the last five minutes of your life — the turnout, the Scotch selection, the homeless man you mistakenly took for a valet.
9. Never mention your blog.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

11 perkara hangpa suma mungkin tatau pasai pinball

1. Pinball Was Illegal



Pinball was banned from the early 1940s to the mid-1970s in most of America's big cities, including New York, Los Angeles and Chicago, where the game was born and where virtually all of its manufacturers have historically been located. The stated reason for the bans: Pinball was a game of chance, not skill, and so it was a form of gambling. To be fair, pinball really did involve a lot less skill in the early years of the game, largely because the flipper wasn't invented until 1947, five years after most of the bans were implemented. Up until then, players would bump and tilt the machines in order to sway the ball's gravity. Many lawmakers also believed pinball to be a mafia-run racket and a time- and dime-waster for impressionable youth. (The machines robbed the "pockets of schoolchildren in the form of nickels and dimes given them as lunch money," New York Mayor Fiorello La Guardia wrote in a Supreme Court affidavit.)

2. NYPD Held Prohibition-Style Raids on Pinball



In New York, the pinball ban was executed in a particularly dramatic fashion. Just weeks after Pearl Harbor was attacked, Mayor Fiorello La Guardia issued an ultimatum to the city's police force stating that their top priority would be to round up pinball machines and arrest their owners. La Guardia proceeded to spearhead massive Prohibition-style raids in which thousands of machines were rounded up in a matter of days, before being dramatically smashed with sledgehammers by the mayor and police commissioner. The machines were then dumped into the city's rivers.

3. Pinball Went Into Hiding



Although pinball was illegal in New York, it did not disappear entirely — it just moved behind curtains to seedy pornography shops, in places like Harlem and Greenwich Village. And the police were still raiding illegal pinball operators through the 1970s.

4. Pinball Production Changed During the War



During World War II, much of America's manufacturing infrastructure switched over to the war effort. The pinball industry, which was a major user of copper wiring, was no exception. During the war, few new games were made. Instead, pinball suppliers began selling so-called conversion kits, which would allow pinball operators to transform a machine's artwork to a fresh theme. These conversion themes often took the form of wartime motifs, such as the patriotic "Victory in the Pacific."

5. Pinball Is a Symbol of Rebellion in Hollywood



Because pinball was illegal for so long, it became a symbol of youth and rebellion. If you watch a movie or TV show that was either produced or takes place during this period, virtually any time pinball makes an appearance, it is for the purpose of portraying to the audience that a particular character is a rebel. For example, the Fonz is regularly seen playing pinball in "Happy Days" episodes. And when "Tommy," The Who's pinball-wizard-themed rock opera album came out in 1972, pinball was still banned in much of the country. The album's use of pinball is largely misunderstood by today's audiences, who may view the deaf, dumb and blind pinball wizard as quirky. In all likelihood, The Who was using the game to portray the titular character as anti-authoritarian. Filmmaker Richard Linklater makes use of this symbol in a significant number of his movies, with rebellious or outcast characters seen playing or talking about pinball in virtually every one. And in "The Simpsons," Sideshow Bob once proclaimed, "Television has ruined more young minds than pinball and syphilis combined."

6. It Took a Babe Ruth-Like Move to Legalize Pinball in NYC



In 1976, the New York City pinball ban was overturned. The coin-operated amusement lobby (which represented the pinball industry) eventually succeeded in earning a City Council hearing to re-examine the long-standing ban. Their strategy: prove that pinball was a game of skill, not chance, and thus should be legal. To do this, they decided to call in the best player they could find in order to demonstrate his pinball wizardry — a 26-year-old magazine editor named Roger Sharpe. Fearful that this hearing might be their only shot at overturning the ban, the industry brought in two machines, one to serve as a backup in case any problems arose with the primary machine. Suspicious that the pinballers had rigged the primary machine, one particularly antagonistic councilman told them that he wanted them to use the backup. This presented a problem: While Sharpe was intimately familiar with the first-choice game, he had never played the backup. As he played the game, surrounded by a huddle of journalists, cameras and councilmen, he did little to impress City Council's anti-pinball coalition. So he made a final Hail Mary move that, to this day, he compares to Babe Ruth's famous called shot in center field. He pulled back the plunger to launch a new ball, pointed at the middle lane at the top of the playing field, and boldly stated that, based only on his skill, he would get the ball to land through that middle lane. He let go of the plunger and it did what he said. Almost on the spot, the City Council voted to overturn the ban.

I recently asked Sharpe what he thought would have happened if he had missed the shot. After thinking about it for a few hours, he got back to me: "I'm not sure pinball would be legal today."

7. Pinball Has a Surprise Best-Seller



The best-selling pinball machine of all time is still "The Addams Family," which came out in 1991.

8. Pinball Is Still Illegal in Some Places



Just a few years ago, Nashville, Tenn. overturned its ban on children under 18 playing, or even standing within 10 feet of, a pinball machine. And, to this day, it is illegal to play pinball on Sundays in Ocean City, N.J.

9. Hugh Hefner Is a Huge Pinball Fanatic



He collects pinball machines and has cooperated with pinball companies for at least three Playboy-themed pinball machines over the years. A former editor at Playboy told me that the magazine's editorial offices had a Fireball pinball machine in the '70s.

10. There Was a Pinball-Video Game Hybrid



In 1999, Williams Pinball was the largest pinball company in the world. But it was also part of a larger, publicly traded company that demanded higher profits than the games were producing. And so the bosses gave the pinball division one last chance to save the company — and its jobs. It was to create a new game that would bridge the gap between pinball and video games. The result was Pinball 2000, and it was a strange hybrid of the two types of games. Instead of relying on physical targets, the system projected holographic characters on the screen that would interact with the flying ball. The new game was considered a modest success, and two Pinball 2000 games were produced. But it wasn't enough for Williams' parent company, which nonetheless pulled the plug on the entire pinball division.

11. Just One Company Still Makes Pinball Machines



And it does it in the U.S. Every new pinball machine comes from a single Stern Pinball factory in the Chicago suburbs, where factory workers assemble several thousand parts, largely by hand.

Monday, July 26, 2010

ada apa dengan sabun

dulu ku ta penah pikir
sabun apa nak pakai
tiada kaitan
tiada perlu
















proses membeli sabun seingat aku
bermula ketika aku masuk matrik
dulu kat umah pki saja apa yg ada
ada sekali aku guna sabun buku ketul hijau FAB yg wat basuh pinggan.
awww....sungguh kasar.


















apakah kriteria pemilihan sabun ketika itu?
aku penah pilih DOVE sebab terpengaruh tengok kain leh melayang atas badan mcm zero geseran.
walhal perkara itu mustahil di dunia nyata.
PALMOLIVE(maknanya zaitunpalma)
LUX
dan berbagai lagi jenama yang semua nya terpengaruh kuasa iklan talibesen.
akhirnya aku terpengaruh ngan satu iklan yg paling berkuasa.
dimana buah-buahan kuar dari pili atau hos air.
itulah FRUITALE.
dengan rm1.90 tiga ketoi menjadikan ia termurah dipasaran.
la ni dh ada macam macam bau.

aku suke payapa.
apel ngan anggur pon best.
pernah ku cuba sekali menggigit...ade rase buah tu ke?
ternyata satu percubaan yg bodoh....
tapi atas nama sains....
ermmm...mmmmm....nyymmm......pleasing


Thursday, July 22, 2010

ada apa dengan GIANT?

tadi aku pi giant pulai
nk beli frankfruter.
tengah ari so org tak ramai.
satu cashier je bukak.
akak ni islam la kot
muslimah
pakai tudung.
dtg satu nyonya tua bwk 6 pack calrsberg.
akak tu ngan selamba dog kira macam biasa.
mungkin dia tak rasa apa-apa
tapi aku lak yang menyirap.
cilaker haram zade.
kan jelas hukumnye
apa saje berkaitan arak haram.
jual angkut iklan minum.
aku tengok dia.
dia tengok aku.
mgkn lam ati akak tu kata dah ni keje aku.
tak keje tak mkn plk.
salah akak tu?
salah giant?
salah wakil rakyat DAP Skudai?
salah mak bapak?
salah guru agama?
salah sultan?
salah kerajaan?
salah OIC?
salah kubur masing-masing?
nak rasa collective punishment?
salah siapa ada student UTM nk jadi militan?

Friday, July 16, 2010

Liu Bolin...The Invisible Man...

Last pic is simply brilliant…..Couldn’t spot him










Sunday, July 11, 2010

Friedrich Nietzsche

1. People who have given us their complete confidence believe that they have a right to ours. The inference is false, a gift confers no rights.
2. He that humbleth himself wishes to be exalted.
3. The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
4. There are no facts, only interpretations.
5. Morality is but the herd-instinct in the individual.
6. No one talks more passionately about his rights than he who in the depths of his soul doubts whether he has any.
7. Without music, life would be a mistake.
8. Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn’t.
9. In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad.
10. The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.
11. A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
12. We often refuse to accept an idea merely because the way in which it has been expressed is unsympathetic to us.
13. No victor believes in chance.
14. Convictions are more dangerous foes of truth than lies.
15. Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.
16. It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
17. The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude.
18. The future influences the present just as much as the past.
19. The most common lie is that which one tells himself; lying to others is relatively an exception.
20. I counsel you, my friends: Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
21. Rejoicing in our joy, not suffering over our suffering, is what makes someone a friend.
22. God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.
23. Success has always been a great liar.
24. Nothing on earth consumes a man more quickly than the passion of resentment.
25. What do you regard as most humane? To spare someone shame.
26. Whatever is done for love always occurs beyond good and evil.
27. When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one.
28. When one has a great deal to put into it a day has a hundred pockets.
29. Whoever despises himself nonetheless respects himself as one who despises.
30. All things are subject to interpretation. Whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth.
31. What is good? All that heightens the feeling of power, the will to power, power itself. What is bad? All that is born of weakness. What is happiness? The feeling that power is growing, that resistance is overcome.
32. Fear is the mother of morality.
33. A politician divides mankind into two classes: tools and enemies.
34. Everyone who has ever built anywhere a new heaven first found the power thereto in his own hell.
35. There is more wisdom in your body than in your deepest philosophy.
36. The mother of excess is not joy but joylessness.
37. The Kingdom of Heaven is a condition of the heart — not something that comes upon the earth or after death.
38. What is the mark of liberation? No longer being ashamed in front of oneself.
39. Glance into the world just as though time were gone: and everything crooked will become straight to you.
40. We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once.