Saturday, September 12, 2009

left or right

other than teaching u how to print t-shirt.
we teach u how to govern ur life.

for that we need a goverment.

what kind of goverment we need?
can we choose or there is all that are?
can we do something?
to have the best goverment

or to make the best out of any goverment

for that we need to learn something from history.

a long long time ago in rome
someone say
kings suck
we should pick some one from amomg us to lead.
and thus the roman republic were born.

till came ceaser.
across the rubicon
and declared himself emperor.
and thus roman empire were born.

Alexander the great
Katerine le grande
shih huang ti
suleimen the magnificent
gengis khan tokugawa
chaka khan
shah jehan
queer elizabeth

king of the hill
king of queens
people get tired of king
king get tired eating
people are poor
people got hungry
mary antoinnette says
no bread eat cake
a hungry men are angry men

the british say
many mouth many hand
to feed we need land
to sold our brand
cringket & crumpet
sail to india malacca and beyond
to sell our civility
british empire where the sun never set

the spanish go west
old world meet new one
china close off
japan follow suit
war now and then
every year

french revolution
american war of revolution
descartes voltaire
clauswitz newton
industrial revolution came
middle east left behind

western world wealth
piling high
african for sale
as slave trade boom

napolean a short man
with a baby face
to much pride & military prowes
even the sixth coalition of nation
unable to stop him
austerliz & egypt
san marino & borodino
it take a russian winter
to humble him

cast away to elba island
escape to french riviera
raise an armee le grande armee
levee en masse
met his end at waterloo
they say waterloo battlefield
was won at eton playing field.
MCKK eton of the east

Friday, September 11, 2009

are u bored?

You know you work in Corporate if ...

1) You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different
2) Your resume is on a disk in your pocket.
3) When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.
4) You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
5) You learn about your layoff on CNN.
6) Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.
7) Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
8) You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
9) Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the
Third World
countries' annual budgets combined.
10) It's dark when you drive to and from work.
11) Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
12) "Communication" is something your group is having problems with.
13) You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
14) Free food left over from meetings is your main staple diet.
15) Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.
16) Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
17) You're already late on the assignment you just got.
18) Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.
19) Your boss' favorite lines are "When you get a few minutes", "In your
spare time",
"When you're freed up", and "I have an opportunity for you."
20) Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".