Saturday, September 12, 2009

left or right

other than teaching u how to print t-shirt.
we teach u how to govern ur life.

for that we need a goverment.

what kind of goverment we need?
can we choose or there is all that are?
can we do something?
to have the best goverment

or to make the best out of any goverment

for that we need to learn something from history.

a long long time ago in rome
someone say
kings suck
we should pick some one from amomg us to lead.
and thus the roman republic were born.

till came ceaser.
across the rubicon
and declared himself emperor.
and thus roman empire were born.

Alexander the great
Katerine le grande
shih huang ti
suleimen the magnificent
gengis khan tokugawa
chaka khan
shah jehan
queer elizabeth

king of the hill
king of queens
people get tired of king
king get tired eating
people are poor
people got hungry
mary antoinnette says
no bread eat cake
a hungry men are angry men

the british say
many mouth many hand
to feed we need land
to sold our brand
cringket & crumpet
sail to india malacca and beyond
to sell our civility
british empire where the sun never set

the spanish go west
old world meet new one
china close off
japan follow suit
war now and then
every year

french revolution
american war of revolution
descartes voltaire
clauswitz newton
industrial revolution came
middle east left behind

western world wealth
piling high
african for sale
as slave trade boom

napolean a short man
with a baby face
to much pride & military prowes
even the sixth coalition of nation
unable to stop him
austerliz & egypt
san marino & borodino
it take a russian winter
to humble him

cast away to elba island
escape to french riviera
raise an armee le grande armee
levee en masse
met his end at waterloo
they say waterloo battlefield
was won at eton playing field.
MCKK eton of the east

Friday, September 11, 2009

are u bored?

You know you work in Corporate if ...

1) You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different
2) Your resume is on a disk in your pocket.
3) When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.
4) You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
5) You learn about your layoff on CNN.
6) Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.
7) Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
8) You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
9) Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the
Third World
countries' annual budgets combined.
10) It's dark when you drive to and from work.
11) Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
12) "Communication" is something your group is having problems with.
13) You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
14) Free food left over from meetings is your main staple diet.
15) Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.
16) Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
17) You're already late on the assignment you just got.
18) Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.
19) Your boss' favorite lines are "When you get a few minutes", "In your
spare time",
"When you're freed up", and "I have an opportunity for you."
20) Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".

Sunday, August 23, 2009


keluarga kacang

dah penat kena lenjan

sekali kena dengan 3 jantan
korang mampu ke?

Monday, July 6, 2009


Raja Petra Kamarudin

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste it on exercise.

Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer. That's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.

Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn!

And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken.

Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable).

And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Anyway, 1% of traffic accidents are caused by drunk drivers. So people who don’t drink are very dangerous because they cause 99% of traffic accidents.

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one.

If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain ... Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.

In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger.

You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO … Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!!

It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember: 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand, chocolate in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, 'WOO HOO, what a Ride!'


For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


1. Eat and drink what you like.

2. Speaking American English is apparently what kills you.

3. 'Today’ is a gift. That is why it is called ‘The Present’.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

happinnes money can buy

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cube teka ape kebinatangan ini.

ini adalah satu contraption yg akan melalaikan maknusia.

satu bendalah yang dapat membuatkn masa bergerak lebih laju dari yg sepatutnya bagi 3 dimensi mannusia.

3-4 jam rasa cam semenit.

sekali pegang tengok dh nk maghrib.

asar ke mana.

sesungguhnya stesen bermain(play station) benar-benar demi masa sesungguhnya manusia dalam kerugian..............

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self control?

jadual masa bermaen?

oh kamon pelis be realistik.

tua mude kalo pegang mende ni lupe dunia.

lupe daratan dan lautan

gunung ganang tujuh benua.

bumi dan langit.

lupe semesta alam ni luas amat.

kita ni macam kutu di bulu anjeng.

butir pasir di pantai.

bilah daunan di lapangan datar.

sari pati spermatoid hina lagi dina.

satu dalam sebillion gazillion.

kita yang terpilih di bawak kemuka bumi ni.

dan kita pilih tuk abeskan masa main stesen bermain(play station)

main stesen ke

stesen main

bermain stesen

stesen bermain.

kepada mereke yg mengutuk org maen .

nescaya mereka tak penah pegang dual shock key pad

dan rasa teruja bile mendealah tu bergetar.

akin tu sensual pulmonari stimulation aphrodisiac.

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mesin citak

huitlet pakerd

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dapatkah anda rasa sinaran nya

mengelabui mata?

apa ka hal nya?

bintel core 2 duo

dalam basa malaysia nya teras 2 bergandingan

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Captain:  Are you ready kids

Kids: Aye Aye Captain.

Captain: I can't hear you.

Kids: Aye Aye Captain!


Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Absorbant and yellow and porous is he!

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish!

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Ready?

Captain and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: SpongeBob SquarePaaaaannttss!!!

Captain: HA HA HA HA !!!!

Spongebob: (Whistle)

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masa muda
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masa tua

masa cepat berlalu

state intervention on individualism


datang dan pergi

ntah kenapa sejak balik dari raya di kedah

lagi tertekan

tertekan untuk post sesuatu dlm blog.

banyak gambo best & karut nk di post dan diceritakan.

this time i shall let it pass.

mlm ini teman baru abes nengok csi

2 jam

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sepatut nyer pas tu ade criminal mind

ble plak postpone mggu depan.

such a wierd channel 5.

that why i want to live in jay bee.

got the reception for singaporean channel.

ade satu channel juz tuk berita.

channel news asia.


csi season ini tema nye ade sorang serial killer yg suke planning pembunuhan dengan wat miniatur model yg sangat detail.

setiap crime scene ade model dia detail gile.

gus grissom panggei ini delusional psikosis.

dia tak tau killa ni ade photograpik memori.

ye ke?

ataupun memori repression

ke suppresion

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ape tah word dia.

killa nya seorang pompuan.

kiut sangat.

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sume team csi wat2 tekezut.

pompuan jd serial killer?

thats rare.

kenape girl ni jadi weng.

mase umo baye tadika dia jeles adek dia get more intention.

sekali dia zass adek dia dari tree house.


adakah kematian membawa makna kepada seorang budak girl baya tadika.

does it gave meaning to mental perception on life?

well mak bapak budak nie dah bercerai.

sorang bapak nk jaga 2 girl kecik baya tadika.

dia pon jadi weng.

serah kan pada foster care.

at that time girl tu pon dah weng.

lg weng bila sexual harasment.

mkn dlm cube teka ape jadi.

balas dendam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sekali dekat nk ending gus grissom kene siat kt leher ngan girl tuh.

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gilek ah

kwn tersentap

terasa urat merih.

cess tp ta nak kasi spoiler.

korang tunggu le tiwi malaysia kuar episod tu.

nk cepat gi donlod torrent.

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so ape kejadah nyer state intervention on individualism.

kita ade demokrasi



paternal autokrat

market liberal

left wing

ring wing

neo nazi

neo kon

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sume org nk ekspresi diri masing-masing.

nk popular ideologi masing-masing.

sebenar nye ade satu je yang betul.

yang len sume salah.

apa yang betul sy tanak bagitau.

tuan-tuan dan puan -puan kene cari seneri

tapi orang ramai

orang kebanyakan

tk ade pilihan.

so ikut je ape yg ade pade masa tu.

cube teka ape jadi kt nepal skrg.

pemerintahan beraja dihapuskan dan sekarang maoist berkuasa.

gilek ahh.

ko bayangkan nepalian in red.

org nepal yg keje kat kedai mamak.

kt konstruktion .

yg cuci toilet kat shlopping kompleks.

ade yg berpahaman komunis.

now be very afraid.

we shud be very afraid of our selves.

kebarangkalian per seribu


per ratus juta.

at least akan melahirkan seorang psiko.

ur oredy reading a writing of a psiko.