- If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
- If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
Eating out:
- When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
- When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
Money:
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.
Bathrooms
- A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream , razor, a bar of soap, and a towel …
- The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
Arguments:
- A woman has the last word in any argument.
- Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Future:
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband..
- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Success:
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Marriage:
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
- A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
Dressing up:
- A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
- A man will dress up for weddings and funerals .
Natural:
- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
- Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
Offspring:
- Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends , favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
- A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
