Wednesday, March 9, 2011

porn for women

Funny Pictures: Porn For Women: Book cover: Porn For Women
Book cover: PORN FOR WOMEN

Funny Pictures: Porn For Women: Don't want anyone "falling in" in the middle of the night.
Don’t want anyone "falling in" in the middle of the night.

Funny Pictures: Porn For Women: As long as I have legs to walk on, you'll never have to take out the garbage.
As long as I have legs to walk on, you’ll never have to take out the garbage.

Funny Pictures: Porn For Women: I made some Niman Ranch lamb tenderloin with garlic, black peper, and Indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that sounds OK.
I made some Niman Ranch lamb tenderloin with garlic, black peper, and Indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that sounds OK.

Funny Pictures: Porn For Women: Hold that thought a second, I want to pull over to ask for directions.
Hold that thought a second, I want to pull over to ask for directions.

Funny Pictures: Porn For Women: I don't have to have a reason to bring you flowers.
I don’t have to have a reason to bring you flowers.

Funny Pictures: Porn For Women: Is that the baby? I'll get her.
Is that the baby? I’ll get her.

Funny Pictures: Porn For Women: I know. Let's take you shoe shopping!
I know. Let’s take you shoe shopping!

Funny Pictures: Porn For Women: Ooh, Look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we'll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.
Ooh, Look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we’ll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.

Funny Pictures: Porn For Women: I like to get to these things before I have to be asked.
I like to get to these things before I have to be asked.


Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: This is your dog on drugs!
This is your dog on drugs!

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Don't bark up the wrong tree!
Don’t bark up the wrong tree!

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: To market to market to buy a fat...?
To market to market to buy a fat…?

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Police dog and police deer
Police dog and police deer

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Hairy dishwasher
Hairy dishwasher

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Wooden slides suck
Wooden slides suck

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Lunch time!
Lunch time!

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: This cat likes to party hard
This cat likes to party hard

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Camel popsicle
Camel popsicle

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: How the avian bird flue got started
How the avian bird flu got started

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Two Asians & one hungry seal
Two Asians and one hungry seal

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: One happy dog
One happy dog

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Wannabe zebra
Wannabe zebra

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Kitten has a gangster ride
Kitten has a gangster ride

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Green means "fly"
Green means "fly"

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Cat Lucha Libre
Cat Lucha Libre

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Don't bite more than you can chew...
Don’t bite more than you can chew…

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Thirsty monkey
Thirsty monkey

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Anything for a peanut
Anything for a peanut

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Homeless dog
Homeless dog

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Secrets make friends and earn snacks
Secrets make friends and even earn snacks

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Does your insurance cover elephants?
Does your insurance cover elephants?

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Grumpy old senior dogs
Grumpy old senior dogs

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Our owner is a gay sick freak
Our owner is a gay sick freak

Funny Pictures: Funny Animals: Is that another lion? Let me see that!

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Amish Limousine
Amish Limo

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Real Indians Ride Buses
Real Indians Ride Buses

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Look in both mirrors before you cheat!
Look in both mirrors before you cheat!

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: It's not a good idea to leave your car doors open at night during winter
It’s not a good idea to leave your car doors open at night during winter

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Wheelchair for carpooling
Wheelchair for carpooling

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Zero horse power, just people power...
Zero horse power, just people power…

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Dogmobile
Dogmobile

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Half car half refrigerator
Half car half refrigerator

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Car lock, extra security
Car lock, extra security

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Car garden
Car garden

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: 1st & 2nd class full, only 3rd class available...
1st & 2nd class full, only 3rd class available…

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: GPS
GPS

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Powered by Nintendo
Powered by Nintendo

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Rednecks don't need a lake to water ski
Rednecks don’t need a lake to water ski

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: What became of your stolen lawn mower and bicycle
What became of your stolen lawn mower and bicycle

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: 1 wheel drive
1 wheel drive

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Dont buy cheap paint
Never buy cheap paint

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Badass biker
Badass biker

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Car trunks are overrated
Car trunks are overrated

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Too bad they still won't pay you out
Too bad they still won’t pay you out

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Horses need gas too
Horses need gas too

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Wooden motorcycle
Wooden motorcycle

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Cheap tours
Cheap Tours

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Redneck pool
Redneck pool

Funny Pictures: Funny Transportation: Helicopter car
Helicopter car



Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Clown vs. Army
Clown vs. Army

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Ronald McDonald arrested by police
Ronald McDonald arrested by police

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Homer & Marge Simpsons
Homer & Marge Simpson

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Ballet & guns
Ballet & Guns

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Darth Vader as a kid - Star Wars
Darth Vader as a kid

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Kool-Aid - Oh Yeah!
Kool-Aid – Oh Yeah! (Oh No!)

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Guy Cheerleader
Guy Cheerleader

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Octomom with babies - octo mom
Octomom with her babies

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Fat Ninja
Ever see a fat ninja?

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Fat Flash
Fat Flash

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Scimitar Fighter Soilder
Scimitar fighter

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Team Rocket: James - Pokemon
Team Rocket: James

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Bert from Sesame Street
Sesame Street: Bert

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Old baby photo
Old baby

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Snow White as a wife & mother
Snow White: Wife & Mother

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Tigger
Winnie The Pooh: Tigger
 
Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Too fat to fit into costume
Too fat to fit into costume

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Pig Bull Terrier - dog
Bull Terrier: Pig

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Odd Marriage - rope union
Until rope do you part

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Pink Dress
Pink dress

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Fat Black Spiderman - venom
Fat black Spider-man – Venom

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Bad ass biker - Santa
Badass biker – Santa

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Bad bunny biker
Badass biker bunny

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: Fat Batman
Fat Batman

Funny Pictures: Funny Costumes: This is Sparta! - Soldier
This is Sparta! – Soldier


Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: WARNING - FEED A PIGEON LOSE A FINGER
WARNING: FEED A PIGEON LOSE A FINGER

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: WARNING - CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS
WARNING: CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: THOSE WHO THROW OBJECTS AT THE CROCODILES, WILL BE ASKED TO RETRIEVE THEM
THOSE WHO THROW OBJECTS AT THE CROCODILES, WILL BE ASKED TO RETRIEVE THEM

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: THIS PHONE IS TAPPED
THIS PHONE IS TAPPED

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: Thank you for driving carefully through the village
Thank you for driving carefully through the village

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: SOMETIMES IT PAYS TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
..SOMETIMES IT PAYS TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: Serpent River - WEATHER STATION - IF THE ROCK IS WET... It's Raining
Serpent River: WEATHER STATION

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: PRIVATE PARKING - UNAUTHORIZED VEHICLES WILL BE WORKED OVER WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER, FLIPPED OVER BY AN ANGRY MOB, SET ON FIRE, AND SPRAY PAINTED WITH RUDE SLOGANS IMMEDIATELY AFTER BEING USED AS A GETAWAY CAR IN AN INCREDIBLY DARING DAYLIGHT ROBBERY
PRIVATE PARKING: UNAUTHORIZED VEHICLES WILL BE WORKED OVER WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER…

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN COPS HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN. COPS HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON.

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: PLEASE DRIVE SAFELY - UNMARKED NUCLEAR WARHEADS TRAVEL THESE ROADS - KEEP OUR CHILDREN RADIATION-FREE!
PLEASE DRIVE SAFELY: UNMARKED NUCLEAR WARHEADS TRAVEL THESE ROADS

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: NOTICE - THANK YOU FOR NOTICING THIS NEW NOTICE - YOUR NOTICING IT HAS BEEN NOTED - AND WILL BE REPORTED TO THE AUTHORITIES
NOTICE: THANK YOU FOR NOTICING THIS NEW NOTICING – YOUR NOTICING IT HAS BEEN NOTED

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: Do not drop cigarette ends on the floor, as they burn the hands and knees of customers as they leave. - NOTICE-PUBLIC BAR - OUR PUBLIC BAR IS PRESENTLY NOT OPEN BECAUSE IT IS CLOSED. MANAGER
NOTICE-PUBLIC BAR: OUR PUBLIC BAR IS PRESENTLY NOT OPEN BECAUSE IT IS CLOSED. – MANAGER

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: NOTICE - PLEASE DO NOT THROW STONES AT THIS SIGN - thank you
NOTICE: PLEASE DO NOT THROW STONES AT THIS SIGN – thank you

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: MR TOSKANA HAS HAD AN EXPENSIVE DIVORCE AND NOW NEEDS THE MONEY, SO SALE NOW ON!!
MR. TOSKANA – HAS HAD AN EXPENSIVE DIVORCE AND NOW NEEDS THE MONEY, SO SALE NOW ON!!

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: KEVIN Henson CAN GAMBLE BUT HE CAN'T PAY CHILD SUPPORT!
KEVIN Henson CAN GAMBLE BuT HE CAN’T PAY CHILD SuPPORT

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: JACOB VON HOGFLUME 1864-1909 Inventor of time travel. lived here in 2063
JACOB VON HOGFLUME 1864-1909 – Inventor of time travel. lived here in 2063

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: Internet 100m
@ Internet –> 100m

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: How many times has your teenaged daughter said "like" today? 2670243
How many times has your teenaged daughter said "like" today? 2670243

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: HITCHHIKERS MAY BE ESCAPING INMATES
HITCHHIKERS MAY BE ESCAPING INMATES

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: HAND CAR WASH
HAND CAR WASH

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: Get A BRAIN! MORANS - GO USA
Get A BRAIN! MORANS – GO USA

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: First Iraq Then France Then Hollywood Then You Hippies!
First Iraq Then France Then Hollywood Then You Hippies!

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: Connecticut Welcomes You - Birthplace of George W. Bush - We Apologize.
Connecticut Welcomes You – Birthplace of George W. Bush – We Apologize

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: BE PREPARED FOR THE UNEXPECTED
BE PREPARED FOR THE UNEXPECTED

Funny Pictures: Funny Signs: Babies and Children BUY 2 GET 3 FREE!
Babies and Children – BUY 2 GET 3 FREE!

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: WiFE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!, IM SHORT .98 cents FOR RANSOM!.
WiFE -> HAS -> BEEN KiDNAPPEd!, -> IM SHORT -> .98 -> FOR -> RANSOM!.

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: Homeless Jedi
Homeless Jedi!

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: NEED MONEY TO GET DRUNK SO ThAT 2 WOMEN CAN TAKE ME HOME AND MOLEST ME - DONATIONS ACCEPTED AT, WWW.WIbsYOURDADDY.COM/SPANKMEHARDER.ORGASM
NEED MONEY TO GET DRUNK SO THAT 2 WOMEN CAN TAKE ME HOME AND MOLEST ME

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: 16 WIVES - 7 HUNGRY DOGS - 3 THIN CATS - 25 KIDS AND STILL HORNY - PLEASE HELP WITH LOOSE CHANGE
16 WIVES 7 HUNGRY DOGS 3 THIN CATS 25 KIDS AND STILL-HORNY PLEASE HELP WITH LOOSE CHANGE

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: HELP ME - I AM A DISABLED CLONE WAR VET - NEED $$$ TO BUILD DETH STAR
HELP ME – I AM A DISABLED CLONE WAR VET NEED $$$ TO BUILD DETH STAR

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: GIVE ME SOME MONEY, OR I'LL KICK YOU IN THE FACE!
GIVE ME SOME MONEY, OR I’LL KICK YOU IN THE FACE!

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: CHECKS NO LONGER ACCEPTED FROM THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE:
CHECKS NO LONGER ACCEPTED FROM THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE:

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: HOMELESS BILL NEEDS RICH WOMAN
HOMELESS BILL NEEDS RICH WOMAN

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: WHY LIE!! I NEED A COLD BEER
WHY LIE!! I NEED A COLD BEER

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: NEED CASH FOR ALCOHOL RESEARCH
NEED CASH FOR ALCOHOL RESEARCH

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: LET'S DO LUNCH - U BUY
LET’S DO LUNCH U-BUY

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: OBAMA AINT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS CHANGE
OBAMA AINT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS CHANGE

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: WILL CUSS OUT YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW (FOR A DOLLAR)
WILL – CUSS OUT YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW (FOR A DOLLAR)

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: SPENT ALL MY $ ON CARDBOARD AND MARKER
SPENT ALL MY $$ ON CARDBOARD AND MARKER

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: Time Traveler - Help! - Need $ for new Flux Capacitor
Time Traveller Help! Need $$ for New Flux Capacitor

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: REPLACED BY CGI - PLEASE HELP
REPLACED BY CGI – PLEASE HELP

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: homeless + hungry God bless !!!!! - PayPal: 40dude@gmail.com
homeless + hungry God bless!!!!! PayPal: 40dude@gmail.com

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: NEED GAS MONEY FOR MY HUMMER - GOD BLESS!
NEED GAS MONEY FOR MY HUMMER – GOD BLESS!

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: NiNJA'S KiLLED MY FAMiLY - NEED MONEY FOR Kung-Fu LESSONS.
NiNJA’S KiLLED MY FAMiLY – NEED MONEY FOR Kung-Fu LESSONS.

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: Will Take Verbal Abuse For $1.00 :)
Will Take Verbal Abuse For $1.00 :)

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: WiLL CODE HTML FOR FOOD - PLEASE HELP - GOD BLESS YOU!
WiLL CODE HTML FOR FOOD – PLEASE HELP - GOD BLESS YOU!

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: BETCHA CAN'T HIT ME WITH A QUARTER!
BETCHA CANT HIT ME WITH A QUARTER!

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs
I used to be a MEDIA PLANNER at a NYC Ad Agency. but I got fired! Why? Because our client…

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: Please have change rady for homeless
Please have change ready for homeless.

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: SUPPORT HOMELESS BEASTS ON THE STREETS. NOT JUST THE LOTTERY. YOU COULD BE HOMELESS SOMEDAY.
SUPPORT HOMELESS BEASTS ON THE STREETS. NOT JUST THE LOTTERY. YOU COULD BE HOMELESS SOMEDAY.

Funny Pictures: Funny Homeless Bum Signs: A VIETNAM VET WAS HERE - NOT ANY MORE. HE RECEIVED THE BENEFITS HE DESERVED. If you or a veteran you know is not receiving benefits, contact the Missouri Veterans Commission - www.mvc.state.mo.us ~ 1-866-VET-INFO
A VIETNAM VET WAS HERE NOT ANY MORE. HE RECEIVED THE BENEFITS HE DESERVED.

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