Book cover: PORN FOR WOMEN
Don’t want anyone "falling in" in the middle of the night.
As long as I have legs to walk on, you’ll never have to take out the garbage.
I made some Niman Ranch lamb tenderloin with garlic, black peper, and Indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that sounds OK.
Hold that thought a second, I want to pull over to ask for directions.
I don’t have to have a reason to bring you flowers.
Is that the baby? I’ll get her.
I know. Let’s take you shoe shopping!
Ooh, Look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we’ll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.
I like to get to these things before I have to be asked.
This is your dog on drugs!
Don’t bark up the wrong tree!
To market to market to buy a fat…?
Police dog and police deer
Hairy dishwasher
Wooden slides suck
Lunch time!
This cat likes to party hard
Camel popsicle
How the avian bird flu got started
Two Asians and one hungry seal
One happy dog
Wannabe zebra
Kitten has a gangster ride
Green means "fly"
Cat Lucha Libre
Don’t bite more than you can chew…
Thirsty monkey
Anything for a peanut
Homeless dog
Secrets make friends and even earn snacks
Does your insurance cover elephants?
Grumpy old senior dogs
Our owner is a gay sick freak
Amish Limo
Real Indians Ride Buses
Look in both mirrors before you cheat!
It’s not a good idea to leave your car doors open at night during winter
Wheelchair for carpooling
Zero horse power, just people power…
Dogmobile
Half car half refrigerator
Car lock, extra security
Car garden
1st & 2nd class full, only 3rd class available…
GPS
Powered by Nintendo
Rednecks don’t need a lake to water ski
What became of your stolen lawn mower and bicycle
1 wheel drive
Never buy cheap paint
Badass biker
Car trunks are overrated
Too bad they still won’t pay you out
Horses need gas too
Wooden motorcycle
Cheap Tours
Redneck pool
Helicopter car
Clown vs. Army
Ronald McDonald arrested by police
Homer & Marge Simpson
Ballet & Guns
Darth Vader as a kid
Kool-Aid – Oh Yeah! (Oh No!)
Guy Cheerleader
Octomom with her babies
Ever see a fat ninja?
Fat Flash
Scimitar fighter
Team Rocket: James
Sesame Street: Bert
Old baby
Snow White: Wife & Mother
Winnie The Pooh: Tigger
Too fat to fit into costume
Bull Terrier: Pig
Until rope do you part
Pink dress
Fat black Spider-man – Venom
Badass biker – Santa
Badass biker bunny
Fat Batman
This is Sparta! – Soldier
WARNING: FEED A PIGEON LOSE A FINGER
WARNING: CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS
THOSE WHO THROW OBJECTS AT THE CROCODILES, WILL BE ASKED TO RETRIEVE THEM
THIS PHONE IS TAPPED
Thank you for driving carefully through the village
..SOMETIMES IT PAYS TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
Serpent River: WEATHER STATION
PRIVATE PARKING: UNAUTHORIZED VEHICLES WILL BE WORKED OVER WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER…
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN. COPS HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON.
PLEASE DRIVE SAFELY: UNMARKED NUCLEAR WARHEADS TRAVEL THESE ROADS
NOTICE: THANK YOU FOR NOTICING THIS NEW NOTICING – YOUR NOTICING IT HAS BEEN NOTED
NOTICE-PUBLIC BAR: OUR PUBLIC BAR IS PRESENTLY NOT OPEN BECAUSE IT IS CLOSED. – MANAGER
NOTICE: PLEASE DO NOT THROW STONES AT THIS SIGN – thank you
MR. TOSKANA – HAS HAD AN EXPENSIVE DIVORCE AND NOW NEEDS THE MONEY, SO SALE NOW ON!!
KEVIN Henson CAN GAMBLE BuT HE CAN’T PAY CHILD SuPPORT
JACOB VON HOGFLUME 1864-1909 – Inventor of time travel. lived here in 2063
@ Internet –> 100m
How many times has your teenaged daughter said "like" today? 2670243
HITCHHIKERS MAY BE ESCAPING INMATES
HAND CAR WASH
Get A BRAIN! MORANS – GO USA
First Iraq Then France Then Hollywood Then You Hippies!
Connecticut Welcomes You – Birthplace of George W. Bush – We Apologize
BE PREPARED FOR THE UNEXPECTED
Babies and Children – BUY 2 GET 3 FREE!
WiFE -> HAS -> BEEN KiDNAPPEd!, -> IM SHORT -> .98 -> FOR -> RANSOM!.
Homeless Jedi!
NEED MONEY TO GET DRUNK SO THAT 2 WOMEN CAN TAKE ME HOME AND MOLEST ME
16 WIVES 7 HUNGRY DOGS 3 THIN CATS 25 KIDS AND STILL-HORNY PLEASE HELP WITH LOOSE CHANGE
HELP ME – I AM A DISABLED CLONE WAR VET NEED $$$ TO BUILD DETH STAR
GIVE ME SOME MONEY, OR I’LL KICK YOU IN THE FACE!
CHECKS NO LONGER ACCEPTED FROM THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE:
HOMELESS BILL NEEDS RICH WOMAN
WHY LIE!! I NEED A COLD BEER
NEED CASH FOR ALCOHOL RESEARCH
LET’S DO LUNCH U-BUY
OBAMA AINT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS CHANGE
WILL – CUSS OUT YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW (FOR A DOLLAR)
SPENT ALL MY $$ ON CARDBOARD AND MARKER
Time Traveller Help! Need $$ for New Flux Capacitor
REPLACED BY CGI – PLEASE HELP
homeless + hungry God bless!!!!! PayPal: 40dude@gmail.com
NEED GAS MONEY FOR MY HUMMER – GOD BLESS!
NiNJA’S KiLLED MY FAMiLY – NEED MONEY FOR Kung-Fu LESSONS.
Will Take Verbal Abuse For $1.00
WiLL CODE HTML FOR FOOD – PLEASE HELP - GOD BLESS YOU!
BETCHA CANT HIT ME WITH A QUARTER!
I used to be a MEDIA PLANNER at a NYC Ad Agency. but I got fired! Why? Because our client…
Please have change ready for homeless.
SUPPORT HOMELESS BEASTS ON THE STREETS. NOT JUST THE LOTTERY. YOU COULD BE HOMELESS SOMEDAY.
A VIETNAM VET WAS HERE NOT ANY MORE. HE RECEIVED THE BENEFITS HE DESERVED.
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